Dear Diary,
What does it take for something to come unglued?
Heat? A lot of moisture? Well, I have both of those. I'm a nervous wreck. I'm sweating, I have chills. Being boxed up in this building--oh, we call it, 'locked-in' I guess--is really wearing on me. I don't know how much more we can take...
All the sweat is getting caught in my beard and it's really itching a lot! I can't stand it! I can't stand it! It itches so much! Oh, oh no, I could never! No! Not those!!!
But my hands...seem...to...have...a...mind...OF THEIR OWN!