stop staring at me swan

Mr. Crawford keeps staring at me and it's impossible to get any sleep with staring at me. I can feel his hot breath baring down on me from across the room. Mr. Crawford needs Scope, so if anyone can bring him a little bottle, Mr. Adams and I will be greatly appreciative. Oh yeah, don't tell him that I told you guys this. Sorry but I gotta go, I can hear him snoring...Oh sorry that was him blowing his nose; he's still staring at me....HELP ME!