THANK YOU, THANK YOU

I would like to thank the pencil sharper, diet Coke can, the pet Gorilla I was given to look over me, and the mountain of candy given to us by all the sweet students. I have just clipped my toe nails and have successfully scratched Mr. Crawford and Mr. Adams' under their noses with my crusty, fungus filled toe nails. I love the air matress but unfortunatley it is only a prop tonight because of my Mr. Vandersnozzenlay's final edict. Well, I'm going to close my eyes, but only for a second...................................