MR. VANDERLAYINGDOWN,
YOU DID NOT WANT IT TO COME TO THIS! YOU HAVE FORCED MY HAND. I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO THIS ONLY ONE OTHER TIME. ONLY IN THE MOST DIRE SITUATION DOES HE AND HIS WONDFERFUL SIDEKICK "SUPER SASSY MASKED LADY" COME OUT OF THEIR PROTECTIVE HIDING TO FIGHT INJUSTICE AND THE OBVIOUSLY IMMORAL POLLSTERS OF THE WORLD. LOOK OUT, MR VANSLAYER, BECAUSE THEY ARE "FIXIN' TO GO CRAAAZY CRAAZY ON YOOOUUUU."
